Reviews of
Places That Don't Exist
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Globe
and Mail
(Canada): 'Places That Don't Exist is outstanding
television. That's because Simon Reeve, the
host/reporter, is endlessly curious and incredibly
brave. When we last encountered Reeve he was showing us
around "the Stans," countries such as Kazakhstan, that
few outsiders visit. It was an excellent series,
exceptionally revealing of both the general and
specific. Reeve is now one of the great TV figures. A
smart and cheerful Englishman, he's a combination of
Michael Palin and serious political reporter. Before he
started making these odd but fascinating TV programs,
he wrote one of the landmark books about al-Qaeda. In
this series he visits countries that don't officially
exist. Most aren't recognized by other countries or the
United Nations and, in many cases you won't find the
details on a map.'
Daily
Telegraph
-
'Exemplary...riveting…eye-opening…superb’
The
Times
- A ‘consistently informative series…Reeve
is an idea guide – brave without being macho,
amused without being frivolous and always informative,
not least from the sheer fact of his being there with a
camera. It is the sort of quality programme you would
normally expect to come across only on the BBC World
Service’
Travel
Weekly
- ‘When it comes to adventure tourism, author
Simon Reeve is king’
The
Mirror
– by Jane Simon – “Even if you
usually find foreign politics a huge turn-off, there's
nothing remotely dry or worthy about Simon Reeve's
entertaining tour of breakaway states."
The
Daily Telegraph
– by Gerard O’Donovan - 'Simon Reeve has an
enviable reputation as a journalist (his book The New
Jackals is widely acknowledged as the first to warn of
the inevitability of an apocalyptic attack by al Qaeda)
and an unusually engaging TV style. It takes that
lightness of touch to make Holidays in the Danger Zone
– a travelogue through troubled, war-torn,
largely unknown foreign parts – into a truly
involving piece of television. It was there in the last
series when he winkled out absurdities as well as the
harsh realities of life in former Soviet satellites
Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan. Now he’s
taken the idea a step further in Places That
Don’t Exist, a fascinating, often amusing trawl
through six of the world’s many breakaway states
that, despite having governments and economies, get no
recognition whatsoever internationally. Last night he
braved the very real dangers of utterly dysfunctional
(yet UN recognised) Somalia to travel on to the, by
contrast, quietly independent state of Somaliland
– which despite tranquillity, good government and
seeming economic stability, goes entirely unrecognised.
From there it was on to the mind-boggling time warp of
Transniestria (a drug-smugglers’ paradise that
split from Moldova after the Soviet Union’s
collapse) and thence to the 56-year-old political
time-bomb that is Taiwan. Reeve got to grips with the
politics and economics of all these places, but his
stories were always told at a human level. Whether
buying himself a Somali passport from ‘Mr Big
Beard’ or meeting men so poor they’d each
sold a kidney, his stories all had terrific resonance.
Continues tonight.'
Radio
Times
- ‘delightful and sharp…first class’
Evening Standard (London) - ‘compelling
television, lifted way above a worthy travelogue by
Reeve’s obvious, sincere interest in the people
and places he encounters’
Sunday
Times
– Critic’s Choice – “Reeve is
an engaging presenter, whose often larky style produces
memorable interviews: “What’s your budget,
Mr President?” “Whatever we can get.”
Daily
Express
– by Mike Ward – ***** (Five Stars) –
My only complaint about Michael Palin’s travel
shows would be there’s rarely a sense that
he’s encountering real danger. That’s
certainly not true of this new series, featuring the
extraordinarily intrepid Simon Reeve, a guy who comes
across like a Blue Peter presenter with a death wish.
The title means volatile countries that the rest of the
world flatly refuses to recognise, starting tonight
with Somaliland.
Daily Mail
– by Peter Paterson – “Friends and
relations of Simon Reeve must fear for his safety as he
travels around the world specifically visiting
countries that are unrecognised by the United Nations
or any other established government.
Some of these breakaway states harbour terrorists, are
notorious for smuggling weapons and drugs, specialise
in people trafficking, and may be prone to riots and
civil wars. They can obviously be highly dangerous
places, where Britain maintains no embassy or
consulate, so if Simon gets into trouble, there's no
one there to help him.
Last night, however, in the second of his Holidays In
The Danger Zone: Places That Don't Exist, the only real
peril he faced in Moldova, the first of the two
countries he visited, was purely social.
It lay in the polite requirement to polish off two
large bottles of the local brandy at a single sitting
with Moldova's clearly inebriated president while
together they toasted the nation's independence day.
In Moldova's neighbour, the tongue-twisting
Transdniestria, Reeve was less lucky, finding himself
arrested for trying to explore a secret Russian army
base (in one of those quirks of international politics,
Russia doesn't officially recognise Transdniestria, but
stations troops there). He was quickly released, and
his crew and confiscated equipment returned to him.
As the Soviet Union evaporated, Moldova and
Transdniestria were one united country nestling beneath
the Iron Curtain. Then the majority population,
Romanian by descent, decided they wanted closer ties
with the West: those in the east, bordering Ukraine,
objected, and a civil war erupted.
The upshot, after 1,500 people on both sides were
killed, was the creation of Transdniestria in the east,
and a truncated Moldova in the west: neither
acknowledged by the rest of the world.
While Moldova marks its independence day with
goose-stepping girl soldiers in uniforms lifted
straight off a tin of Quality Street, Transdniestria,
celebrating a few days later, retains troops in
Sovietera uniforms marching under a gigantic statue of
Lenin in the main square of the capital.
Has no one told them that embarrassing effigies of the
Soviet Union's founder have largely been removed from
public display even in Russia?
Reeve makes excellent company for armchair travellers,
dashing about everywhere, asking sharp questions, and
poking his nose into all sorts of corners of these
officially non-existent countries.
In Moldova, for instance, he found a tiny village in
the countryside where 32 men have each sold one of
their kidneys to Westerners desperate for transplants.
In a country where the average wage is less than Pounds
2 a day, Pounds 2,000 for a kidney may seem a princely
sum.
However, it doesn't seem to go all that far: one
villager who saw but could not speak to the 40-year-old
woman who received his kidney - she was unconscious at
the time, awaiting her operation - spent the money on a
cow, the renovation of his house, a washing machine and
new clothes for his children.
'That was it - it's all gone,' he told the film crew
with remarkable cheerfulness.
A million Moldovans, it's estimated-have left the
country in search of work abroad: ironically, given the
reason for the civil war, many go not to neighbouring
Romania, but to Russia.
When the final parting of the ways between Moldova and
Transdniestria occurred, the latter found itself in
possession of most of the industrial plants it
previously shared.
Exporting Transdniestrian steel is somewhat difficult
when you're not recognised by other governments, but
thanks to a porous border with Ukraine, exports still
flow out of the country - including, if rumours are
true, arms to places like Chechnya and strife-torn
parts of Africa.
And here in Transdniestria, without having to sacrifice
a kidney, it is the son of the president who has grown
rich, his manifold possessions now extending to a fine
new football stadium and a Mercedes showroom.
But his father's foreign guests at the independence day
ceremonies were a sad lot: they all came from
countries, like Transdniestria, that don't officially
exist.
The
Daily Star
– by Mike Ward – What’s Hot To Watch
Today – Where are you going for your summer
holiday this year? I’m guessing it’s
probably not the East African state of Somaliland.
That’s because (a) it’s a little bit
volatile, and (b) it doesn’t officially exist. I
mean it’s there all right, but it’s one of
many countries that the rest of the world refuses to
recognise. And it’s also the first stopping-off
point for adventurer Simon Reeve in the new BBC2 series
Places That Don’t Exist. Although this is very
much a serious documentary series, it’s also
surprisingly entertaining stuff, because Reeve comes
over like a cross between Michael Palin and Richard
Bacon. Since he’s visiting the sort of countries
where people carry machine guns as casually and
routinely as Brits carry mobile phones, you sense that
he and his crew really could be putting themselves in
danger at any moment, especially as not everybody he
stumbles across seems to appreciate having a television
camera poked in their face.
Daily
Mail
– by Nigel Andrew – ‘Unmissable
– Simon Reeve’s vivid account of the
situation in Somalia/Somaliland makes the blood boil.
Here are two nations, one of them in a state of lawless
anarchy and economic collapse, ruled over by ganglords;
the other – whose people fought for Britain in
World War II – maintaining civic institutions and
the rule of law on virtually no money and against
enormous odds. The former nation is Somalia, the latter
is Somaliland – and there are no prizes for
guessing that Somaliland is the one that
‘doesn’t exist’, the one that the
rest of the world (including, of course, Britain)
refuses to recognise. It would be good if this brave
programme stirred a few consciences. Shaming’
Daily
Express
– by Mike Ward – ***** (Five Stars) –
'My only complaint about Michael Palin’s travel
shows would be there’s rarely a sense that
he’s encountering real danger. That’s
certainly not true of this new series, featuring the
extraordinarily intrepid Simon Reeve, a guy who comes
across like a Blue Peter presenter with a death wish.
The title means volatile countries that the rest of the
world flatly refuses to recognise, starting tonight
with Somaliland. When he asks his guide about the last
time he faced any real trouble, violence-wise, the
guide’s response isn’t exactly reassuring:
‘I was just hanging around with a
journalist,’ this chap recalls, ‘and we
were attacked.’ Me, I’d be wanting my
Mummy.
The
Times
– TV Choice – 'Simon Reeve travels to those
parts of the world that not only go unnoticed by the
media but officially don’t even exist –
Somaliland, for example, which has broken away from the
murderous anarchy of Somalia, on Transdniestria, an
arms-manufacturing Soviet-style satellite whose keen
nostalgia for the Moscow of 20 years ago led it to
split with Moldova. Reeve is an idea guide –
brave without being macho, amused without being
frivolous and always informative, not least from the
sheer fact of his being there with a camera. It is the
sort of quality programme you would normally expect to
come across only on the BBC World Service.'
The
Independent
– Pick of the Day – 'Simon Reeve must have
a devil of a job getting travel insurance. In this
enlightening series, previously screened on BBC4, he
travels to countries that are not recognised as
independent states by the rest of the world. He starts
off his often hazardous tour in Somaliland, which split
from its more dangerous neighbour, Somalia, in 1991. On
his intriguing journey, Reeve visits mass graves and
some ancient cave-paintings, and has an encounter with
a foreign minister delivering babies. This is a worthy
bit of programme-making, introducing us to places and
people that we would never otherwise have met.'
The
Daily Telegraph
– Pick of the Day by Chris Riley –
'Riveting and eye-opening: Simon Reeve’s superb
series, visiting countries outside the umbrella of the
international community, gets a BBC2 airing after its
BBC4 debut. Tonight’s journey begins in Somalia
– anarchic, violent, warlord-riven but at least a
proper state – before reaching Somaliland, free
now after a bitter war with its neighbour, a places of
(relative) stability and order, or working traffic
lights and democratic government, which of course is
recognised by no one.'
Evening
Standard
– Pick of the Day – by Pete Clark:
‘This is the first in a new series presented by
Simon Reeve, a man of boundless enthusiasm for visiting
the typye of places that you or I would pay good money
not to go near. That is probably not a fair comment to
make about his first subject, Somaliland, although I
justify it because to get there, you have to travel
through Somalia, which is one of the biggest hell-holes
on earth. Somaliland, by contrast to its larger
neighbour, is a civilised country with a working
government and traffic lights. Unfortunately, despite
once being a British protectorate, it is no longer
recognised by the rest of the world. This makes ifts
finances precarious. Reeve asks the president,
‘What’s your annual budget?’
‘Whatever we get!’ he replies with an
engaging grin. It seems their only earner is one of the
longest runways in the world, built by the Russians,
and now rented by the Americans as an emergency Shuttle
landing strip. A genuinely eye-opening series.’
Radio
Times
– ‘RT recommends…the week’s
best television and radio’ – 'Short and
sweet, cheap and cheerful, these travelogues are the
opposite of the grand tours we’re used to seeing
on TV. Our guide is genial young writer Simon Reeve,
who sets off for places so obscure they don’t
even officially exist: places like Somaliland in East
Africa. Don’t whatever you do, confuse Somaliland
with its next-door neighbour Somalia, famous for Black
Hawk Down, warlords and general lawlessness. Somaliland
is very different: it might not count as a nation, but
it has traffic lights, a zoo, and even a government. We
know as much because Reeve casually walks in on a
cabinet meeting and has a chat with the country’s
president that goes like this: “What’s your
national budget?” – “Whatever we
get!” Reeve manages to blend the surreal, the
funny and the tragic elements of his journey without
seeming flippant, which is quite a feat. The end result
is delightful and sharp.'
TV
Times
– Pick of the Day – 'A series that gives us
a walk on the wild side without having to leave the
comfort and safety of our own homes… Intrepid
author and traveller Simon Reeve takes us through more
unusual countries in the world – places you
won’t find in a standard travel brochure. He
starts in Somaliland, a relatively stable nation of 3.5
million people, but which is not recognised by the rest
of the world.'
TV
Quick
– Don’t Miss – 'Intrepid adventurer
Simon Reeve returns with a new five-part series, in
which he travels to breakaway nations and independent
countries not officially recognised by the rest of the
world. These countries – whose passports and
postage stamps aren’t even accepted outside their
borders – can be extremely dangerous places to
visit, as Simon finds out. In the first show, Simon
goes to Somaliland (an independent state of Somalia).
Despite having its own government, poverty is rife.
Simon’s horrifying experiences include annoying
gun-wielding Somali security officers, being
electrocuted in Somalia’s capital Mogadishu, and
discovering al Qaeda terrorists in jail. Later in the
series, Simon finds himself detained as a spy in the
former Soviet state of Transdniestria, where the KGB
still snoops on the citizens.'
The Daily Telegraph
– Pick of the Day – by Simon Horsford -
'Simple travel adventure/tourism doesn’t come
easily to Simon Reeve and, after his excellent Meet the
Stans series, he goes in search of breakaway states
ignored by the rest of the world. First up is
Somaliland, although on the way he stops off in
Mogadishu, capital of Somalia, where he buys a Somali
passport from a man called Mr Big Beard and finds a
reminder of America’s abortive intervention with
the cactus-covered wreckage of a Black Hawk helicopter.
Somalia’s government and law enforcement agencies
are in disarray, yet it is an officially recognised
country. Neighbouring Somaliland which is relatively
stable – the streets even have traffic lights
– is not. The president tells Reeve the national
budget consists of “whatever we can get”.
In Moldova, Reeve goes fishing with the president,
hears that the breakaway state of Transniestria is a
hotbed for terrorists and weapons smuggling and finds a
village where the men have been selling their kidneys
to Westerners. Transniestria itself turns out to be a
throwback to Soviet times (it broke away because it
wanted to stay close to Russia rather than the West).
It has its own stamps, money and government and the KGB
still monitors one’s every move – as Reeve
discovers. Meanwhile, in Taiwan, he visits the tallest
building in the world, Taipei 101, tries snake blood
(with honey) and meets the country’s answer to
Blue.'
Radio
Times
– Today’s Choices – by Geoff Ellis
– “Simon Reeve is our guide in a fresh run
of the series that not only brings edgy, political
reporting to the travelogue; it also ventures to parts
of the world that TV rarely penetrates. This time, the
theme is non-countries – the breakaway states
that haven’t been recognised by the international
community. Somaliland (in Somalia), Transniestria (in
Moldova), and Taiwan off China offer fascinating
contrasts. It’s a first class series, but why do
we get three countries in one marathon programme?
There’s another hour-long helping
tomorrow.”
The
Herald
- by Ian Bell - 'When you have to conduct your
journalism under armed guard, the chances are that you
are not covering a flower show. Simon Reeve bears scant
resemblance to Rambo, but he wandered around a
Mogadishu market to the sound of AK47s being cocked,
the only white man in town, as though strolling in his
local park. I don't know what the BBC pays him; I doubt
that it's enough.
Think of the insurance, for one thing. A little
reported fact concerning the invasion of Iraq helps,
for example, to explain why media outlets were keen to
have journalists "embedded" with British and American
troops: it kept the premiums down. Imagine, then, the
reaction at the Pru when Reeve rolled up and said: "I'd
like to go to 'one of the poorest and most dangerous
countries in the world' please. Oh, and it doesn't
actually exist."
Holidays in the Danger Zone has often been brilliant,
if overlooked, in the past. This time around Reeve has
excelled himself. There are close to 200 "official"
countries on the planet, but dozens of unrecognised
nations trying to break away from some neighbour.
Hailing from such a place myself, my interest was
guaranteed. When your homeland is invisible, it creates
an interesting state of mind.
Reeve has a knack, meanwhile, for introducing his
audience to their own ignorance. I thought I knew about
Somalia and Mogadishu - Black Hawk Down and all that -
but Somaliland was news to me. As it turns out, the
latter is the good bit, stable and democratic, while
the official part is a lawless hell-hole. The good bit
also boasts a peach of a president. "What's your
national budget?" Reeve inquired. "Whatever we get, "
said the leader of a nation that receives UN aid but no
UN recognition.
In Somalia itself, the biggest export is "rusting scrap
metal", swords turned into ploughshares on a
cash-and-carry basis. If they want to stay in business
honest entrepreneurs have to hire their own private
armies - possibly not the ideal solution - and if they
want a passport, they have to buy one from an amiable
thug known as Mr Big Beard. On paper, at least, the
enterprising Reeve is now a Somali diplomat. It could
do worse.
Back in the good bit, a smiling government has turfed
its local warlord out of his mansion and attempted to
establish useful institutions such as a police force.
Abandoned by the rest of the world since the previous
botched American intervention, it is muddling through,
an object lesson in what George W Bush might just about
recognise as nation-building.
Not content with that little lesson, however, Reeve
then proceeded to a nation which I thought he had just
invented.
Moldova I could find on a map (just around the corner
from Romania) but Transneistria? It sounds like a
Soviet camper van. Who founds an entire country because
they would rather have links with the Ukraine than with
Romanians? Some people have funny ideas about what
constitutes a big deal.
Taiwan was Reeve's final oddity. Its situation is not
particularly complex. Briefly put, if it ever tries to
become a real country, China will bomb it to bits, the
US will retaliate and the 21st century will have the
war the Washington neocons have really been waiting
for. As it is, the locals seem nice enough and Reeve,
beyond question, is a very fine reporter.'